HAHAHAH lol sorry to all girls out there in that school, but this comic is damn funny!! lol. pls if u feel offended, dont go on reading. while as for angela and kymberly, dont worry cos its for the secondary school, not primary school. HAHAHAHHA.



LOL that was one of the farniest comic strips i ever saw. as for what happened to the boy, u must continue reading on!! next time then i show u MUAHAHAH.




yo this is ur famous 28.12fm here! ur dj is doing a quiz so dont disturb the smarties.

S E 7 E N people and things that make me Smile:
1) the mirror
2) the camera ( AWW )
3) when my teacher jokes ( coff, i haf to! )
4) free money AHHHH
5) when u say im ur best friend! =)
6) when u say im the best. C'MON DO IT NOW!
7) the video recorder

S E 7 E N things i NEED :)
1) God
2) family
3) friends, no not irritating or annoying ones
4) food
5) WATER!
6) spongebob
7) THE TOILET, THAT CAN FLUSH ahem

S E 7 E N People I Believe/Trust In:
1) God
2) the bible
3) mr quek. lol
4) myself
5) shannen
6) janell tan cos shes just great!
7) running

S E 7 E N Things I Hope To Have/Do Now:
1) go mad and crazy
2) a slide meant for water use and a tube .. RUBBER TUBE for swimming
3) power! muahaha
4) eliminate all the pictures that ppl haf that that i dont want them to
5) peace on earth
6) satan gone POOF
7) secrets!! oo

S E 7 E N Things I Do Everyday:
1) msn
2) study AWWW
3) read stupid chinese book
4) blog hopping
5) sing chicken song
6) eat porridge, my ah ma cook one [ so sad ]
7) run!!!!!!!!!! whooo

S E 7 E N People I Want to See Now :
1) my class cos that means its PARTY TIME!!
2) money!
3) spongebob and his show
4) drake and josh
5) a nice chi show
6) someone coming up to me on msn and say " HEY I WANT TO TELL U A SECRET! " and the secret is interesting and she DOES tell cos some ppl just like to annoy me.
7) megan coming up to me and say she has a boyfriend. ooo

S E 7 E N People who should also do this:
1) u
2) u
3) u
4) u
5) u
6) u
7) u

1. The tagged victims have to come up with eight different points of his/her perfect lover. [ BLAH BLAH BLAH ]
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover. (duh.)
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there's no need to do this AGAIN.
5. Lastly, most importantly, HAVE. FUN. DOING. IT .

Gender : must i tell u. ehehhe. -.-''
seriously? ok
Eight points:
1. nerd
2. not a proud ass
3. ok looking
4. doesnt haf to be funny, i can laugh at myself.
5. not angry easily
6. cool hair. HAHA
7. runner
8. no vulgarities. for sure. well, hardly

8 victims: 1dians. opps i think i exceeded -.-'' LOL



now from 28.12 fm presenting to you, CHICKENS IN THE MORNING! no, CHICKENS IN THE NIGHT! i mean. cos its night, u noe, dark night, HAHAHA so funny right? yeah i know.

ok
CHICKEN 1: today arh, i am going to present to you a song called " im just a chicken " O-K?
CHICKEN 2: yeah!! duh.. it rocks dude!

CHICKEN 1: you chicken! dont come interupting my show O-K!
CHICKEN 2: what lah u chicken pok pok!
CHICKEN 1: i daddycate my song to the 1d!
CHICKEN 2: AH 1, AH 2, AH 1,2,3 goooo

CHICKEN 1: wait lah, i havnt prepear yet
CHICKEN 2: sure dude
CHICKEN 1: you go away lah u chicken
CHICKEN 2: *rolls eyeballs*
CHICKEN 1: you see lah! you chicken also so proud. you are the first darn chicken i see who rolls its eyesball!
CHICKEN 2: whatever man

CHICKEN 1: *clears throat* ahem, I WOKE UP IT WAS SEVEN
CHICKEN 2: he cuckooed till eleven
CHICKEN 1: JUST TO FIGURE OUT THAT NO ONE WOKE UP!
CHICKEN 2: he thinks he cuckoo very loud but he cant wake them up
CHICKEN 1: WHATS ANOTHER MORNING ALONE?!
CHICKEN 2: when hes spending every morning alone!
CHICKEN 2: hes a loser *HAHAHA*

the chicken song corous
CHICKEN 1: IM JUST A CHICKEN, AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE!
CHICKEN 2: hes just a chicken, and hes lets down all chickens
CHICKEN 1: NOBODY CARES, COS IM ALONE AND THE WORLD IS
CHICKEN 2: not ignoring him at all.. TONIGHT

ok im bored. yawns. say good bye to channel 28.12 fm and stay tuned! loooooo!



HELLO MY DEAR FRIENDS!! OLEH OLEH OLEH. u want to see a picture. my group took it in 1s and i love it! haha but I DONT WANT TO SHOW U! too bad.

good morning everyone, this is channel 28.12 FM speaking, todays weather is bright and sunny, oh wait. i am so sorry. i just heard thunder so it isnt bright and sunny anymore. TOO BAD! ok so it is thundery and rainy and dark. that is so depressing. there is a traffic jam at www.dynamitethrashers.blogspot.com so better take a detour to www.dirtydodos4.blogspot.com and then after a while u can take another route back to www.dynamitethrashers.blogspot.com by the AYE or BTE.

now we would like to have our CHICKENS IN THE MORNING! to talk with us.

CHICKEN 1 : pok!
CHICKEN 2: pok!
*and this goes on for 1 hr*
CHICKEN 1 : pok!
CHICKEN 2 : pok!

CHICKEN 1: ai chicken 2, enough already lah!
CHICKEN 2: what?! u started it first!
CHICKEN 1 : what!!! so its my fault ah
CHICKEN 2: YA LAH! THEN WHAT?!?! MINE ARH?!
*goes on for another hr*

o no. i got to go. HAHA ok continue listening to the chickens pok while i go. watch out for THE CHICKENS!, every weekend, only on channel 28.12FM



ok fine, that wasnt long and i SUSPECT some1 is going to kill me for blogging so short.

hello. yo. hi. blah blah blah. this is difficult to read. is it? i havnt blogged for a few days and the tagboard has been wandering around stuff like the
" oo i love amazing race " and the " cute fat boys " and dunno who that takes part.

then theres the american idol where people go singing around which i dont really enjoy cos its so boring and i prefer singapore idol so much better.

yawn im so tired u noe its 11.38 right now and im even blogging which i cant believe so. cos i just had cross and i ran so much and i just love cross. the playing part.

for those who didnt pay me the money, sorry no class shirt for u... TMR. ill give u on the day itself. for those that paid, come to me for some supplementary lessons on why im not giving u the shirt on friday.

for complaints pls email me. but be sure i may not reply u as im stressed over the stupid class shirt. blehhhh. u noe u ppl KEEP COMPLAINING TO ME ok i have to relax. breathe in breathe out.

as for class party im going to discuss it with u ppl tmr. i will discuss .. some time when theres time. bleh. AHH ok one thing, the class party u're going as an individual, im not responsible for anything so pls be very kiasu if u are scared. cos .. ya. come at ur own risk. thank u.

but i can take care of u if u dont give me too much trouble lah!!



hello. im back again to blog. yes. yippee. whoo whoo. ok i blogged. bye.



welcome back to " the 1d toilet queen! "

after much PAIN and HARDWORK and SUFFERING (etc), we've finally totalled the results of the polling. to those that voted, we would like to thank you all for your generous time and emails. to those that didnt, GO AND DIE LAH! Pumbaa agrees. (ya i do)

ok ive got overwhelming responses and my inbox was flooded. yes you may be shocked by this big amount of emails. in total, we received *! dont be alarmed, but yea. [ the star represents a number ].

ok! nows the time for the results. clench ur fists, twist your fingers, and here it goes ...

...
...
...
...
...

CONTESTANT NUMBER 1!

sorry but youre out. dont cry dear, theres always time for more exciting contests. (ya, u can always try for the next one)

now onto the winner, ... ... CONTESTANT NUMBER .. *shouts, screams* yes, cheer for your favourite contestant. *4!* *2&3!*

CORRECT! CONTESTANT NUMBER 2 & 3! congratulations on your big win! [puts banner over them] im proud to say that THEY won 50% of our votes! thats higher than what any contestant has ever won! it was a tough fight between her and contestant number 1, but after much voting, contestant number 2&3 won by a tiny weeny bit. (yup, it really was a tiny weeny bit)

now stay tuned for our next .. i dunno what. but be assured, we'll find something fun to keep you occupied.

we live to give you fun - the fed up team.(meaning jan & pumbaa)



i'm addressing the complains for today (which is kinda pathetic, since there are only two and one is NOT legit at all. but that doesn't mean u can come flood my e-addy with crap, cause i already haf too many chain mail to deal with. and please, put complains as a subject for ur email, if not i'll just delete it as junk/chain mail).

now, where were we? ah, the complains...

ah-hem
*clears throat*

1. kwek pei ru, i dun care about ur complaining cause:

a) ur not allowed to complain at all cause u r a contestant. if u read on or ur tiny eyes had seen carefully, u would haf seen the sentence, "contestants are not allowed to complain," or wateva it says anyway. i dun care about ur bladder problem. if u got one then too bad. we do FEEL for u, but just go treat it or something. it's not as if it's cancer.

and b) jadey is NOT a 1diao, or 1dian, she's from 1e, so she is not allowed to help u type out ur letter either. so i'm officially rejecting ur complain.

now, we go on to letter no. 2.

2. g-sting/ah-g/g-rope/grace fung, wateva u would like me to call u, u do NOT come flooding my inbox with stupid, freaking junk mail! i said already, NO JUNK MAIL! ya hear me?! so yeah, this one's also rejected.

which means, there are no more complain letters for me to see or read or go over.

see jan, i did my job as complain-addresser, i've done my part, so u had better be doing urs instead of loafing around or doing wateva it is ur always doing.



ok now votes for today, so far NO 2 and NO 3 are winning!
by a lot,
or a little
i shant tell u

but what u will know,
is that,
IF U DONT VOTE NOW,
u will never get the chance to vote.

and that is VERY VERY DISASTRIOUS

btw: if u want to know the no of votes now
i can tell u,
every single contestant
got a vote.

u can also suggest some topics for the next polling system! =)



well hello people.
*WARNING*
to those who cant stand toilets
i advise u to not look below
as the bottom few will be filled with toilets and shit
thank u

ok 1dians. or 1diaos. whichever u prefer
we are going to have a WORLD-CLASS vote now!
hmm the contestants are randomly chosen
but who cares.
u can vote for them by emailing
whyuwanttoknowarh@hotmail.com
or u can also compliment it there
that email is always available

BUT

if u have any complains
abt this or anything,
shout ur complains to
pumbaa_0220@hotmail.com (dun anyhow say lah, u stupid janell tan. ppl, send to the e-addy above, not mine. cause i DIDN'T choose the contestants.)
shes ALWAYS there for u (ha! puh-lease!)

ok
todays theme is
: WHO GOES TO THE TOILET THE MOST!

the contestants are.. WELCOMING,
number 1 : KWEK PEI RU!
*claps*
the one always going to the toilet!
going there to pee
(theres nothing to see)
i do not know why
but we DONT need to know do we?!
*contestants are not allowed to complain*

number 2 : ANGELA!
*claps*
the one whos always accompanied OH SO faithfully by..
*which brings us to number 3,
PRISCILLA CHEONG!
ok these two come in pairs.
so vote for them together.
they're always seen walking IN and OUT of the classroom!
right?
no, fine.

*drumrolls*
now, for number 4,
last but not least, ...
JESSICA!
watch her today,
AND U SHALL SEE,
the wondrous amount of flowing pee!

what a FANTASTIC POEM!
im impressed. *sniffles*

yes! vote now, or itll be too late!
to vote for pei ru,
type 1 in ur email box
and say " pei ru is toilet queen! "
and send it to..
( no, not 1900 112 6868 )
the email above!

to vote for angela and priscilla
type 2 and 3 in ur email box
and say " angela and priscilla, is the best! "
and send it to ..
BLAH BLAH BLAH

to vote for jessica
type 4 in ur email box
and say " pee wee wee "
and .. AH FORGET IT
u noe right.

this voting competition is only allowed for 1diaos
if u arnt a 1diao,
then i suggest u request to change classes
quickly vote now!
EVERY VOTE COUNTS!
the results shall be posted NEXT SUNDAY!

vote now, for ur favourite toilet queen

pls do not get offended.

we live to haf fun! :)

dang dang dang






this is bad.
well, for me that is.
so far we received : Maths, Geog, Art and English
AND MAN!
other than angela, jessica, gloricia/sheryll and theodora and evelyn
I BET WE'RE ALL SO DEPRESSED.
ahhh.
i haf like how many Bs!
and last time it was so easy to get A!
=0
did i just deprove or has it become harder.
i think it became harder.
i mean, im just smart
so it cant be that i DEPROVED *gasp* the horror of that word
lol
i cant believe THE HORROR that i got a B4 for art
THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE!
i demand to see the class chair!
*half an hour later*
LOOK! i went to ask the class chair
and she said i deserved an A1 or A*!
(whatever that is better to my benefit)

AND U NOE WHAT?!
while u people are going for the trail walk
i have to go for my trg
that is so sad.
i think im going to cry
no of course im not
boo hoo poor u
u dont get to see me cry
BUT THEN AGAIN,
HELLO?!!?
trg = tiring
tiring = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO-- = Janell goes mad
[ and fyi, janell cant go mad if not 1d will be sad ]
IT EVEN RHYMES!

now im going for the terror
CROSS!
dont need to cry for me
sniff im used to it
THINGS CANT BE HELPED
ok ill go now
bye

The toturers

machine GAN
tazer TANG
lazer LOW
CHONG ka liao
si bei CHAN
cannot TOK
TAN xiao gui
LAO ka sai
YEO lai, YEO qu
ding dONG
YANG meh meh
SUe u ah
SEOW ah!


Janell
chairman [if u really haf to know =/]
cross country
'07 :

Rachel
vice chairman
mg squashie
'07 :

Sheryll
treasurer $$$
'07 :

Alyssa
1d-er
tennis
geog rep
'07 :

Angela
1d-er
welfare ic
softball team
'07 :

Priscilla
1d-er
LS rep
softball team
'07 :
Evelyn
1d-er
tennis
golf
'07 :

Daphne
1d-er
infocomm
math rep
'07 :

Clarinda
1d-er
swim team
'07:

Claudia
1d-er
golf
'07 :

Gloricia
1d-er
OAC
infocomm
photography
'07 :

Grace
1d-er
bowling team
'07:

Jessica
1d-er
choir
'07 :

Joey
1d-er
eng rep
infocomm
'07 :

Pei Ru
1d-er
PE monitress
drama
'07 :

Kymberly
1d-er
bowling team
'07 :

Valerie Lim
1d-er
handbells
'07 :

Shanice
1d-er
OAC
bowling
'07 :

Yuen Min
1d-er
tennis
'07 :

Megan
1d-er
softball team
'07 :

Michelle
1d-er
dance
geog rep
'07 :

Hsi-en
1d-er
golf
'07 :

Valerie Ng
1d-er
squash
netball
AVA rep
'07 :

Amanda
1d-er
infocomm
history rep
'07 :

Gabrielle
1d-er
choir
'07 :

Sheila
1d-er
PE monitress
netball team
'07 :

Wei yu
1d-er
tennis
squash
library club
'07 :

Shannen
1d-er
AVA rep
bowling team
'07 :

Theodora
1d-er
infocomm
'07 :
Eustacia
1d-er
chinese rep
golf
'07 :

Candice
1d-er
dance
'07 :

Maria
1d-er
library club
'07 :

Yi Xuan
1d-er
squash
'07 :

spread the love ;

1d'06

exits ;

``1demented
``derangedus
``welove1d
``dominant-1d
``dumbanddumberer
`` 1 Alyssa
`` 2 Angela
``3 Priscilla
`` 4 Evelyn
`` 5 Daphne
``6 Clarinda
``8 Grace
``9 Janell
``10 Jessica
`` 11 Joey
``12 Pei ru
`` 13 Kymberly
`` 15 Shanice
``16 Yuen min
`` 17 Megan
`` 18 Michelle
`` 19 Hsi-En
`` 20 Valerie ng
``21 Amanda
``23 Gabrielle
`` 24 Sheila
`` 26 Rachel
`` 27 Shannen
``28 Sheryll
``29 Theodora
``30 Eustacia
`` 31 Candice
``32 Maria
``33 Yi xuan
``the bimbos club
``DD4! MUST SEE!
``dragonsunited

Christian Songs

`` King of Majesty - Hillsong United
`` One Way - Hillsong United
`` All About You - Hillsong United
`` All Day - Hillsong United
`` Shout to the Lord - Hillsong
`` Majesty [Here I am] - Delirious?
`` My Redeemer Lives - Hillsong
`` Faith - Hillsong
`` I Could Sing Of Your Love Forever - Delirious?
`` Till I See You - Hillsong United
`` God Is Great - Hillsong
`` Hear Our Praises - Hillsong
`` Shout to the Lord - Hillsong
`` Tell the World - Hillsong United
`` More than Life - Hillsong United
`` Let Everything That Has Breath - Singer unknown
`` Tell The World - Hillsong United
`` Everything That Has Breath (Praise Him) - Hillsong
`` Shout To The Lord - Hillsong
`` Consuming Fire - Tim Hughes
`` History Maker - Delirious?

Other Songs

`` (Graduation) Friends Forever - Vitamin C
`` Beautiful Soul - Jesse McCartney
`` Stickwitu - The Pussycat Dolls
`` Behind This Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson
`` Jesus Take The Wheel - Carrie Underwood
`` Where Is The Love? - Black-Eyed Peas
`` Because Of You - Kelly Clarkson
`` Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson
`` The Tiki Room - Hilary Duff
`` Accidentally in Love - Counting Crows
`` Hakuna Matata - Disney
`` My Happy Ending - Avril Lavigne
`` A Moment Like This - Kelly Clarkson
`` You Thought Wrong - Kelly Clarkson

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